24 Ways To Win A Girl's Heart

1.When she asks how she looks, shrug and say “could be better.” This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she’s sleeping. If she is, say “you better be.” Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she’s sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for wussies and Asian ladies.

7. If you’re talking to another girl, make sure she’s looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words ‘**** you,’ and grab the other girl’s ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you’re taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it’s going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you’re really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear “…because I can.”

9. Introduce her to your friends as “some chick”. Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she’s cold… but not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, “If you don’t stop *****ing about the cold right now, you’re going to be *****ing about a black eye.” The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she’ll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party’s dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn’t girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she’s fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you’re in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she’ll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she’s about to order interrupt and say “No, she’s not hungry”. Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts… and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I’m talking about.

21. If you’re listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she’ll think you’re mysterious.

22. Remember her birthday, but don’t get her anything. Teach her material objects aren’t important. The only thing that’s important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

23. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she’s coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don’t like this one that much, but I think it’s funny.

24. If she’s mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will ensure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you’re going to tell her a special surprise. Now she’ll be really excited. Now don’t call. That’s also quite funny!

Originally Posted on LueLinks.

Get a XBOX360, PSP, DSLite for FREE!!!!!

What if I were to tell you that you could get a XBOX360 for free??? First thing that probably comes to mind is "This must be some kind of scam!!!". At first, I didn't believe it myself.

But hey.... you've got nothing to loose!!! Try it out. A friend of mine told me that he has just gotten his free PSP..totally new.

The concept here is simple. Large companies like Blockbuster, Netflix, etc need new potential customers and this company; Toys4Free finds new customers to sign up their offers (Free Trials, services, etc) and they get commission by doing that, which in turn they can afford to give us Free Gifts!

Here's a list of free things you can choose from:

Xbox 360 Premium System
Apple 4 GB Ipod Nano
Apple 30 GB Video Ipod
Motorola RAZR V3i Phone
Canon Powershot A620
Sony PSP Value Pack
Creative 30GB Zen Vision:M
Garmin Streetpilot C340 GPS
Sony DCR-DVD305 Camcorder
TiVo TCD649080 Series2
Roomba 4230 Robotic Vacuum
ViewSonic VX2025WM LCD
Nintendo DS Lite
$100 Starbucks Card
$250 PayPal
Canon PowerShot SD700 IS



So What do we have to do? Simple. All we have to do is just sign up and complete the offers and refer it to 7 friends and ask your friends to do the same.
I seriously want the free stuff too!!! Please sign up here and spread the word!!!!!! Like I said, it's worth a try. We've got nothing to loose! Thank you loads, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!!

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Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer - Fart Song

This guy can play Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer with his hand. Amazing huh!! Anyway, just want to wish everyone Merry Christmas. Let's sing along to the sound.

RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

Had a very shiny nose

And if you ever saw it

You would even say it glows

All of the other reindeer

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor Rudolph

Join in any reindeer games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Santa came to say

Rudolph with your nose so bright

Won't you guide my sleigh tonight

Then all the reindeer loved him

And they shouted out with glee

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

You'll go down in history

Rosie Mocks Trump - Donald Threatens Lawsuit Video Clip

Now this is what Rosie O'Donnell said about billionaire Donald Trump. Check out the video clip:



This can only get better. I find this rather funny and interesting. Rosie is so SUED!!!

Donald Trump VS. Rosie O'Donnell - Sued!

Looks like Mr Donald Trump is into some feud with Rosie O'Donnell. This time Donald Trump says..... You're SUED!!

'DENG DENG...DENG DENG...DENG DENG DENG DENG ... DENG DENG' (The Apprentice Theme song)

1000 ways to open a beer

I remember just a few days back, my supervisor needed to open a bottle cap. Only problem was.. we didn't have any proper peripherals to open it. Check out some cool ways to open a beer/ bottle cap:

Wine Designed For Women

Picking a bottle of wine can be daunting. Bill Plante tells us how men and women differ in their strategies to choose one. Buyers (women) consider product names and label designs more than you would expect.




So ladies... how true/ valid is this report from CBS?

Samsung Model - Amber Chia

Here are some pictures of Amber Chia modeling for Samsung.

Met her at KLCC... she's seriously tall but definitely not gorgeous. Sorry.. ; P



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Rebekah The Human Can Opener!

This is Rebekah: The Human Can Opener. She is one crazy can opening chick. Check out the clip guys:



Geez... I don't know how she does it but I sure as hell do NOT want her biting me!!!!

Cool Christmas Present (part 2)

Rollies - LED Light Up Skates
Price: £29.95

This roller skates is different from a normal roller skates. These wheels can be strapped onto your existing trainers or other shoes [it fits almost any size shoe/trainer].
The wheels are towards the heel so you just have to lift your sole to move. To stop, simply put the sole back on the ground.

A really cool way to travel around whether you're in the airport or in a shopping mall.


Consider buying this for your poor boyfriend or husband who has to follow you around in the shopping mall especially during the mega sale.

Ideal person: son, daughter, sister, brother, boyfriend, husband


Robomop Softbase
Price: £29.95

The RoboMop runs across your floor, and cleans a 60 square metre surface with 98% accuracy in 1 hour. The 8.5 centimetre low mop also cleans areas like under sofas, beds and cupboards.

Just charge it up, place it in the cleaning area and it'll do its job. The Robomop has a special electrostatic pad on the bottom. So when the time is up, just put the cloth in the bin. This thing works on anything hard whether it's a laminated, tiled or wooden floors.

For those with busy and hectic lifestyle, this is definitely an ideal gift because this helpful Robomop saves hours off your housework so you can relax and enjoy.

Ideal person: wife, mother

Jorgg The Dancing Thumb?

I'm not sure whether this is funny or weird!!! Meet Jorgg - Da Thumb??!!??

Check the clip out guys:



Hi.. My name is Jorgg and I can dance.. YEAH RIGHT! ; D

INXS Afterglow Lyrics and Music Video, MTV

Afterglow by INXS is probably one of my favourite songs in 2006...hence it has made it to my blog. ; ) There's something about this song that just gets to me. Check out the video clip:

Here's the lyrics to the song.. in case you guys want it:

Inxs - Afterglow Lyrics

Here I am, lost in the light of the moon that comes through my
window
Bathed in blue, the walls of my memory divide the thorns from
the roses
It's you and the roses

Touch me and I will follow in your afterglow
Heal me from all this sorrow
As I let you go I will find my way when I see your eyes
Now I'm living in your afterglow

Here I am, lost in the ashes of time, but who wants tomorrow?
In between the longing to hold you again
I'm caught in your shadow, I'm losing control
My mind drifts away, we only have today

Touch me and I will follow in your afterglow
Heal me from all this sorrow
As I let you go I will find my way
I will sacrifice 'til the blinding day when I see your eyes
Now I'm living in your afterglow

When the faith has gone as I let you go, as I let you go

Touch me and I will follow in your afterglow
Heal me from all this sorrow
As I let you go I will find my way, I will sacrifice
Now I'm living in your afterglow

Bathed in blue, the walls of my memory divide the thorns from
the roses
It's you who is closest
Inxs - Afterglow Lyrics
Here I am, lost in the light of the moon that comes through my
window
Bathed in blue, the walls of my memory divide the thorns from
the roses
It's you and the roses

Touch me and I will follow in your afterglow
Heal me from all this sorrow
As I let you go I will find my way when I see your eyes
Now I'm living in your afterglow

Here I am, lost in the ashes of time, but who wants tomorrow?
In between the longing to hold you again
I'm caught in your shadow, I'm losing control
My mind drifts away, we only have today

Touch me and I will follow in your afterglow
Heal me from all this sorrow
As I let you go I will find my way
I will sacrifice 'til the blinding day when I see your eyes
Now I'm living in your afterglow

When the faith has gone as I let you go, as I let you go

Touch me and I will follow in your afterglow
Heal me from all this sorrow
As I let you go I will find my way, I will sacrifice
Now I'm living in your afterglow

Bathed in blue, the walls of my memory divide the thorns from
the roses
It's you who is closest

Cool Christmas Present (part 1)

Sudoku Toilet Roll
Price: £4.95
This is seriously a cool but crazy christmas present. If you know anyone who is a puzzle lover or Sudoku fan, this gift is probably the best present he/she could ever get.

This game is as easy as ABC. Just pull down the sheets and start filling in Sudoku puzzles. Complete the grid so that each row, each column and each 3 by 3 box contains the numbers 1 to 9.

Warning: This is a very addictive game. So make sure you have more than 2 toilets in your house or you might have trouble getting in the toilet once this is on the roll.

Ideal person: Retired parents

NuVue Digital Photo Frame 5.6"
Price: £98.95
This digital photo frame can play a slide show of your favourite images direct from your memory card, and the quantity of pictures is only limited by the capacity of the memory card in use.

It even has a TV out socket, so if you do want a larger display you can have your photos displayed in a slide show on your TV.

This present shows how much you treasure the special moment with that particular person besides bringing back sweet old memories.

Ideal person: father, mother, husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend.

Cool and Interesting Cups

Usually.. I post and write about cups of a different kind. Today... this is something else. Found it rather interesting. Check it out ; D

Pretty cute eh?

Beyonce Knowles - Irreplaceable MTV and Lyrics

This post is dedicated to my dear friend Anu. Here's the MTV for Beyonce Knowles's Irreplaceable if you guys haven't watched it. Personally... I love this song!!! Great song. Great MTV. Enjoy the MTV guys!!!



Call me stupid.. but in the beginning.. I didn't understand the meaning of this song. I was going like.. what?.. To the left.. to the left? Why? What's to the left? I even refered to this song as the "To the left song" (until Anu explained it to me and my girl of course).

Anyway... to those of you who still didn't get the song or just happen to wanna sing along to this song... here's the lyrics below:

Beyonce Knowles Irreplaceable Lyrics

To the left...
To the left...

Mmm to the left to the left
Everything you own in a box to the left
In the closet that's my stuff
Yes, if i bought it, please dont touch

Keep talking that mess that's fine
But you walk and talk at the same time, and
Its my name that's on that Jag
So remove your bags let me call you a cab

Standing in the front yard tellin me how im such a fool
Talkin bout
How i'll never ever find a man like you
You got me twisted

You must not know bout me
You must not know bout me
I could have another you in a minute
Matter fact he'll be here in a minute
Baby

You must not know bout me
You must not know bout me
I can have another you by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin
You're irreplaceable

So go ahead and get gone
Call up that chick and see if she's home
Oops, i bet you thought that i didn't know
What did you think i was putting you out for

Because you was untrue
Rollin her around in the car that i bought you
Baby drop them keys
Hurry up before your taxi leaves

Standing in the front yard tellin me how im such a fool
Talkin bout
How i'll never ever find a man like you
You got me twisted

You must not know bout me
You must not know bout me
I could have another you in a minute
Matter fact he'll be here in a minute
Baby

You must not know bout me
You must not know bout me
I will have another you by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin
You're irreplaceable

So since i'm not your everything
How about i'll be nothing
Nothing at all to you
Baby i won't shed a tear for you (i won't shed a tear)
I won't lose a wink of sleep
Cuz the truth of the matter is
Replacing you is so easy


To the left
To the left
Mmm to the left (to the left)
Everything you own in a box to the left

To the left
To the left

Don't you ever for a second get to thinkin
You're irreplaceable

You must not know bout me
You must not know bout me
I could have another you in a minute
Matter fact he'll be here in a minute
Baby!

You must not know bout me
You must not know bout me
I can have another you by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin

(Baby.....)

You must not know bout me
You must not know bout me
I could have another you in a minute
Matter fact he'll be here in a minute
(You can pack all your bags, we finished)

You must not know bout me
You must not know bout me (cuz you made your bed now lay in it)
I can have another you by tomorrow

So don't you ever for a second get to thinking
You're irreplaceable

Must I say.. she looks super duper hot in her bra and all in the clip!!! Eva Green.. To the left To the left.... ; P

Dr Fazley and Azreen Wedding Pictures (Gambar Kahwin)

If you guys are not from Malaysia, you probably wouldn't know of Dr Fazley or Azreen. Apparently... they tied the knot of late.

Dr fazley is a singer that was associated with Siti Nurhaliza before Siti got married with Datuk K. Azreen is the daughter of Rosmah Mansor and was associated to Najib.

To be frank and honest, I don't know them either but Azreen's pretty hot looking so she's made it to my blog. ; )

Enjoy the pictures guys!!!

Source: Aida via email

Hot Babes of One Tree Hill

BROOKE DAVIS

Sophia Bush - Personal favourite!! Sexy, Fun, Funny... and didn't she say she was good in bed???













KAREN ROE (LUCAS' MOTHER)



Moira Kelly - Pretty hot mama (for someone her age)
















EMILY CHAMBERS aka JULES





Maria Menounos - The Jewels of One Tree Hill. OMFG.. check out the jewels!!!! A real breast of fresh air!!!... i meant breath... u knew that right? (Can't think/ type straight anymore)














HALEY JAMES

Bethany Joy Galeotti was born Bethany Joy Lenz on April 2, 1981 in Hollywood, Florida.

PEYTON SAWYER

Hilarie Burton - I used to like her ALOT but nowadays I find Brooke (Miss Bush) hotter.

Model Mishaps.....

Are models perfect? They make mistakes too??? Sure they do!!! ; )

Oops?

Yikes?

Oops again...
Argh... those shoes@!!
My butt is out cold.


Stupid heels...
Outfit Malfunction?





Ouch!!!